“My Spider-sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn’t sure why until I met you.”
Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what




you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?



kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD
Alton Brown is a real life supervillain
someone tell me what the fuck is going on
Unpopular Opinion
Just because I’m an “unholy abomination” from “the netherworld” who “eats the flesh of the living” doesn’t mean I deserve to be shot at with a crossbow.
i wonder if u can teach a orangutan how to use a iPhone
I googled orangutans using technology and apparently they can use ipads dam!!! planet of the apes bouta be a reality
imagine a orangutan sending u a follow request on instagram
Yahoo paid 1 billion fucking dollars on this site
shoulda paid 5 billion this a good ass post smh
some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/





